Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School

VALPARAISO, IN—Expressing concern that his summer vacation is too quickly passing him by, local incoming seventh-grader Matthew Valentine told reporters Tuesday he now has just two weeks left in which to acquire a cool new identity before school sta…

Source: www.theonion.com

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